why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

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(Source: badtvblog, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: scarewell, via reciprociar)

This is true.v


ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

(via hotboyproblems)

If I txt u and u don’t txt back, never expect for me to txt u first again.


it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via telapathetic)

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point